Freezin' in February

For those of us in Michigan, most of us are growing tired of the frigid temps and are craving some 40 degree temps to call a HEAT WAVE! Yikes! I can't remember the last time I thought a winter was this long, snowy and freakin' cold...
Perhaps I am just reaching that glorious age where "cold" is not synonymous with "living". Soon I will gripe about my aches and pains and make postings just to make my recommendations of ointments ;) I will make sarcastic comments about the "kids today" and begin to drive all around town with my right turn signal on. Nah, that can't be it. Won't happen to me...nah, let's blame Global Warming. Yeah, that's the ticket.
I'd make for a really, really bitter polar bear.